An Invitation with the Bitches

Dear Sirs

Please be invited to a drinks party, 12 June 2009, FRIDAY, 8pm, SHARP, at the humble residence of the undersigned.

Venue: 110 Mulberry Avenue. You may find the map of this at any major map service, for e.g. googleearth, streetdirectory.com, and such like.

Things to bring: The undersigned do possess some beverages such as Coke (of the liquid variety, not related to the coke of the narcotic variety), as well as all manners of hard liquers. If however you wish to partake of wines, beers and other alcohol of the non-hard variety, please feel free to bring. And bring your mixers also. Ice will be provided from the fridge, which requires approximately takes 3 hours to manufacture once expended. Any drivers, please feel free to bring ice.

Cigarettes: Smoking is permitted and looked favourably upon. However, please provide your own and donations are welcomed.

Dress: All manners of dress is permitted. Headdress is not neccessary.

Partners: Partners are also cordially invited.

Pets: Not allowed unless prior permission is sought. The undersigned do look kindly upon mammals but are afraid of reptiles.

Time: 8pm it begins. But the undersigned intends to begin the process of body rejuvenation at midnight. So the party would terminate at midnight. Alternative entertainments may be found at the major venues across the island. Please refer to major magazines, such as I-S, Her World, His World, and such like for suggestions.

Suggestions: All suggestions are welcomed. However, the undersigned is under no obligations to act on them, though he is likely to look upon them favourably if he is so inclined.

Queries: Please address all queries to the above email address. Queries can also be recieved via major modes of modern telecommunications, e.g. fax, mobile telephony, land based telephony, short messaging services, instant messaging services such as MSN, Gtalk, ICQ, or social networking services such as facebook or twitter.

RSVP: Répondez s'il vous plaît. This translates from the French into, respond if you please. In this case, admittance may be denied to those who do not respond. Or harsh punishments as having to furnish ice from the nearby retailers prior to admittance being permitted may be meeted out depending on need.

Lastly, the undersigned hopes he had not inadvertently missed anyone out. Please do point out any such oversight.

Thank you.

Hereby signed, X, Douglas