Saturday, August 4, 2007

10 Reasons Why You Should Leave Office Sharp

1. Employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6.00pm.
2. Work is a never-ending process even you stay until next morning you will never finish it.
3. Human are not robots even robots/machines have to rest or else it will face breakdown problems.
4. You love your career, but your family is even more important in your life.
5. If you failed in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand whereas your family would definately offer help.
6. You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.
7. Monthly salary = Work from 9am - 6.00pm

If 6.30pm = $0.00 + 0 bonus + 0 Ang Pau + 0 appreciation + Bad Health + Bad Social Life +. Poor family relationship
Equals to: Unproductive Employee + Performance Drop + Company Reputation Drops + Retrenchment Rate Increases + Resignation Rate Increases

8. If the person who disagree to the above formulation, then he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic, etc. He/She deserves the 'Best Employee of the Year Award'!
9. You don't give a damn if you boss fires you.
10. For the Chinese, remember this 'House in the East no longer keep you, then just move to the West House'

'Dong Ka Umm Da, Da SAi Ka!'

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well Said bf....guess wat ? I received the Best Employee Award Last year... i think i m one the idiot that you mention..But no choice.If u want to have a status in your career, u have to "pia". Although i leave my office at 6pm everyday.. but I continue to work with my "Black Devil" till i sleep..After reading your message, I need to work on my 2008 resolution .

Anonymous said...

yeah! my boss nt in today ....I totally agree with this phrase: 'Dong Ka Umm Da, Da SAi Ka!'...it just enlighten me all of a sudden...tks...by the way, more updates on your blog pls.... ;)